AGE : 23

OCCUPATION : PhD PostGrad Student

OK, a little about me. I play an Ibanez Iceman guitar that belonged to Daron Malakian of System of a Down and is also signed by the band. I try and watch so-bad-that-they're-hilarious films as much as possible. I use quotes from 'Behind the Felch' copiously. I like to do stuff that endangers my life and the lives of those around me. I play football for a local pub team, Plough and for my Department in Uni. I'm editting videos or doin that type of stuff quite a bit. I have a long-term girlfriend, Louise, whom I love very much.

HOBBIES : Football, Guitar, Film Making, Boulder Monkeying (Duh!).

TV Recommendations : Alan Partridge, The Office, Tom Green Show, Marion and Geoff, Phoenix Nights, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Director's Commentary, Jam, Spaced, Human Remains, Simpsons, South Park.

MUSIC : Slipknot, System of a Down, KoRn, Metallica, Killswitch Engage, Rage Against the Machine, Trivium, In Flames, Children of Bodom, Skawn etc.

FAVE QUOTES : "He's 8 mile high this lad... He's gangster trippin" - Phoenix Nights Series 2. "Oh you won't pick it up will you" - Behind the Felch. "He's the one that's gonna get us all killed" - Behind the Felch